GG Gist

LET'S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE NIGERIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ?
1....RIGHT TO KILL NIGERIANS,
2....RIGHT NOT TO BE ARRESTED FOR MURDER
3....RIGHT TO DESTROY NIGERIAN FARMERS CROPS WITH YOUR COWS
4.....RIGHT TO BURN DOWN NIGERIAN VILLAGES
5.....RIGHT TO BE PROTECTED BY NIGERIAN FORCES
6.....RIGHT TO BE REHABILITATED and REINTEGRATED INTO NIGERIAN SOCIETY
7....RIGHT TO AUTOMATIC NIGERIAN CITIZEN
8....RIGHT TO BE ACCOMMODATED AS NEIGHBOURS.
9....RIGHT TO BE PAID

Please note the above privileges on crossing the Nigerian border only apply if you're a FULANI!!!.
"Copied@Shola Salako*